Hurry Styles

tothefridgeandbeyond:

everyone’s so sexual on tumblr but half of us are virgins

(via horrorpresident)

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

Name: Bitch
Gender: Bitch
Race: Bitch
Age: Bitch
Height: Bitch
Weight: Bitch
Reason for applying: I’m a bitch

(via officialwhitegirls)

big-burrito:

world’s okayest friend

(Source: vaginaed, via hotboyproblems)

rupsidaisy:

pizzaforpresident:

firemen:

my follower count is my birth year

did you know jesus personally?

slam DUNKED

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

nintendoggy:

i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

theleeryone:

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

what do you call a dictionary on drugs

If you say addictionary I swear to fucking god I will cut you

I was gonna say ‘high definition’ but yours is better

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

jesseplnkmvn:

today i was in hot topic with my mom and there was a bra with Simba on it so I asked her “want a lion king bra?” she said “why would i?” so I put it in front of my chest and said “hakuna ma tatas” she had to leave the store she was laughing so hard.

(Source: chvndlrbing, via perks-of-being-chinese)